Everything starts HERE!
NUTTY, squirrel-fueled reviews START HERE!
HILARIOUS MEMES start here!
Maybe MOST IMPORTANTly: SQUIRREL EMOJIS start here!

SO. STOP. SCROLLING. HERE
because EVERYTHING that follows below is PAST TENSE & tired & done.
And who needs that? Am I right? Like, it’s fine as a library, but unless you’re writing a research paper or stalking me, there’s really no need to proceed.
So scroll up and FEED THE SQUIRRELS
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