Public Announcement

by: Rich Snitch (Snitches get riche$ and it’s the Year of the Rat. I don’t make the rules, I just use them to rise.)

Sup, my stalkers.

The bosses are offering extra cash for recruitment poster ideas, so here’s my official concept entry for bonus pay in this economy:

Call your local non-emergency police number to sign up today.

Think you can do better? It doesn’t have to be pro. A real artist will do the final look on the winning concept, so don’t let that stop you!

Entries are still open if you’re looking for cash.

Also, to all you fledgling snitches out there, remember that your city or state probably doesn’t want you calling 9-1-1 to report social distancing infractions anymore.

Look up your local non-emergency police number and call that to report your neighbors.

Let them know you’re ready to be ESSENTIAL and get paid!

Pro Tip: Want to know if someone you know is a snitch?

Memorize your local non-emergency number and check their call history.

(Note: This won’t work on pros like me who have more than one phone.)